Wuder

Somehow in the middle of the night last night I dragged myself out of bed and ended up in Bej's room with a carton of eggs.

Me: Hey, do you have a mini fridge?
Bej: Why yes I do.
Me: Can I keep my eggs in it?
Bej: Certainly. Didn't you go to sleep like two hours ago?
Me: Yeah, but then I woke up. Thanks for saving my eggs.

WHATEVER. AT LEAST THE CRAZY NIGHTWALKING EGG GIRL'S EGGS AREN'T ROTTING. THOUGH HER TONSILS MAY VERY WELL BE.