Spray her wherever you figure the streptococci lurk

"The Indian name here was not suitable," Sylvester thought. "It was one that could be converted into a blackguard meaning. It was Schitctwood, signifying Bear; this happened to be a good place for hunting bear. Tumwater was called Schictass by the Indians. These were not proper names.

SCHICTASS LOL
It's more interesting than the rest of my primary source readings, that's for sure.

Sign in the health office:
Meningitis Prevention Checklist for College Students
? Are you a freshman?
? Have you recently moved into a dormitory?
? Do you smoke or have contact with smokers?
? Do you ever get respiratory illnesses like colds and flu?
? Do you kiss or share drinks with your classmates?

...

OH GOD. IS THAT ME OR IS THAT ME. MENINGITIS HERE I COME????

Temptation, thy name is emergency shower. With long dangling chains with large circles and triangles perfect for grabbing and pulling.

I like that when I look over at Ke's computer in class I find that she's looking up killer whale attacks on wikipedia. And when she isn't looking up killer whale attacks she's reading geekology.