CRAZY!

Mmmmmm
Today was such a lovely day.
I'm awed by my lack of need to record my day to day happenings. It has gone from novel to commonplace, of course I am hanging out with all these great people, of course my stomach muscles are hurting from laughing, of course I'm having this much fun, no need to record or report.

I had my first teacher conference today where I met with Teacher in his office, and he seems to GET me. He thinks I'm great. I walked out of there feeling GREAT. Plus the conference was at 1:45 so I could sleep in till one.

This one time today, I had to leave my suite and go upstairs because of the noisy sex of one unnamed suitemate.

Mans. I don't even know. I can't even document my days with words anymore. Like last night, where I stayed up till four talking with Be and Je and Bej and Sa about all KINDS of stuff (and hilarity ensued), or tonight with the party in the Mods and toilet papering Ad's room and all the "LET'S DO SOMETHING! LET'S DO SOMETHING CRAZY!" and like....mans. I love it. I can't write it all. How great is my life right now. So great.

So I'm ending the night eating sesame candies in bed, and my room is so warm and my blankets are so soft and the best thing about not having a roommate is no need for modesty. But god am I ever comfortable. My cashmere blanket is SO soft. And these candies are delicious.

IN CONCLUSION

Australia rocked by 'lesbian' koala revelation
11:00AM Sunday Feb 25, 2007
Roger Dobson

Female koalas indulge in lesbian "sex sessions", rejecting male suitors and attempting to mate with each other, sometimes up to five at a time, according to researchers.

The furry, eucalyptus-eating creatures appear to develop this tendency for same-sex liaisons when they are in captivity. In the wild, they remain heterosexual.

Scientists monitoring the marsupials with digital cameras counted three homosexual interactions for every heterosexual one.

"Some females rejected the advances of males that were in their enclosures, only to become willing participants in homosexual encounters immediately after," say the researchers.

"On several occasions more than one pair of females shared the same pole, and multiple females mounted each other simultaneously. At least one multiple encounter involved five female koalas.

"One theory put forward by the researchers is that the females do it to attract males; another is that it is simply hormonal, or that it is a stress reliever.

Scientists from the University of Queensland studied 130 koalas in captivity and will publish their results in the journal Applied Animal Behaviour Science.

"Our aim was to determine the extent of differences in the homosexual and heterosexual behaviour of female koalas and thereby to determine the purpose of female homosexual behaviour in the koala," say the researchers.

"Wild koalas brought into captivity clearly display homosexual behaviour on a regular basis. A total of 15 heterosexual and 43 homosexual interactions were recorded in separate animals. Homosexual behaviour was restricted to females only. Heterosexual encounters were typically twice as long as homosexual encounters," they add.