My dorm was discussing making a dorm porn movie last night, and I think maintenance must have overheard and taken it too literally, because 9 30 am there is loud pounding on the door and a deep male voice says "MAINTENANCE (pound pound pound) MAINTENANCE (pound pound pound) MAINTENANCE WE'RE COMING IN" and of course it's NINE FREAKIN THIRTY AM and I don't have class today so girl is all kinds of nekkid and in bed, and it was a bit rattling.
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