Forking

I think the weirdest thing about me is that while I don't regularly swear out loud, I use the modifier "forking" far too often to describe stuff to myself in my head, such as "we had a forking lot of fun tonight" or "this zucchini bread is forking delicious."

I think the only reason why it's just in my head is because it would be far too goobery to ever say forking out loud. I censor half the stuff in my head, anyway. And forking never makes the cut.