Wanderlust

is a real word.

When you're! Holding me!

This was a beautiful beautiful weekend. We were all together again and it was like no time had passed, just as much love and comfort and fun as ever. I knew we would all stay in touch and all back in the summer, but after feeling what three or so months apart is like, which in case you didn't notice was like no time had passed at all save for a few college stories, I just KNOW we'll always have what we have. We've made something special, and when we're all old and beautifully wrinkled we'll still have each other. I know it! And I'm always right about these things.

Narwhals on Acid

Umm
Can we just go over how Tertia, Karen Cheng, and Dooce are all pregnant? Who's next? Tracie? Margalit?

Today was actually pretty uneventful. No orgies. And I'm going to sleep early! As in three am, but that's early these days.

Sa and Mel and I are going to make a website, and it's going to make a lot of money. Just you wait.

I am a knitting fiend these days, churning out about one hat every one and a half days.

I'll be home soon. WEIRD.

Rilla-my-Rilla

WAIT

DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME

OR IS THIS WEBSITE REALLY WHAT I THINK IT IS

http://www.classicreader.com/browse/1/title/#alphaQ

THEY HAVE ALL THE ANNE OF GREEN GABLES BOOKS. AND ALL THE LOUISA MAY ALCOTT BOOKS. AND AKLDFJHKL SO MANY BOOKS!

I was IN LOVE with Walter from the Anne of Green Gables books back in third grade or so. Talk about dream man.

Half moon

I don't sleep nearly enough in college. I would go to bed without blogging since I have symposium tomorrow and all, but there are two things that cannot go unblogged. And they both happened after one am.

1) So we're sitting in the Captain's room, Mel, Captain, and I, and Mel and I are on his bed and Sa is in his chair and we're watching this boy do some weird thrusting thing in this girl's room, but the wardrobe and bed are obstructing most of the action, so we're wondering if he is getting his pretty on with some girl on top of her desk, when Mel points to a window two windows below it and says, "Wait that girl is about to take her top off," and this girl is standing up in front of four or so people who are sitting on the bed, and we're doubtful but Mel insists that the girl is nervous and her body language is pointing towards strip, and then I kid you not the girl takes her top off, Mel's got those instincts, and then we're all excited because nights just get so much better when you get to see breasts in the windows of that dorm, AND THEN I KID YOU NOT the REST of the people in the room take THEIR clothes off and HAVE AN ORGY. There were limbs EVERYWHERE, people making out left and right and all over each other, and then they turned off the lights and lowered the blinds. AND SA AND MEL AND I SAW IT ALL. And then I ran downstairs and told everyone else, but by the time they all came up the action had died down.

2) Be and I brought back the knitting and pipe smoking club tonight and ended up having a really deep and personal conversation about all kinds of deep and personal stuff, both telling each other things we'd never told anyone else. And it was beautiful. I've never really had a best platonic guy friend like that.

SO IN CONCLUSION
Half moons are my favorite (ALERT THE PRESSES! GIRL LIKES HALF MOONS! LITTLE KNOWN FACT! (SHUT UP A, I DON'T TALK ABOUT HALF MOONS TOO MUCH (OKAY I MIGHT TALK ABOUT THEM EVERY TIME IT'S A HALF MOON BUT WHATEVER I LIKE THEM))) and good things happen on half moon nights. And tonight's was utterly gorgeous and I had my glasses cause I had taken them out to watch the orgy.
Is it ever late.

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Last night at around midnight after a lovely Mycollege Monday Be and I decided to go into the woods, and we ended up splitting what was probably too much, and it was FUN. Be was drawing an advertisement for our dildo company, and Mel told him to make the woman more feminine, and his attempt at making her more feminine ended up making it look like she had a beard and football lines under her eyes. And then he was going to block out her face to make her every woman, but she ended up looking like she was wearing a space helmet, so we put her in space. And I drew a picture of seeing the wildebeest migration from a hot air balloon. Because I've been keeping my paper and markers and crayons and colored pencils in the common room and people have been coloring and coloring. And my lighter blew smoke rings when Be flicked the flame slightly on. And it was just a genius night.

SCABIES! BABIES!

I didn't blog yesterday because I ended up going to bed wildly late. I suppose it's wildly late now too. But if I don't blog now then when will I? AND BY GOD, LET THESE FEW NIGHTS NOT GO UNBLOGGED!

Yesterday we went out to dinner and then to Vi's improv show, and then we got stranded and had to walk miles upon miles (or so) to a bus stop that the nightline bus came to, and it was foggy and fun. Apparently Olympia is known for its fog. I like fog.

BIG EXCITING NEWS! NO AND MEG ARE OFFICIALLY A COUPLE! LET'S ALL TAKE A MOMENT TO AWWW.

I suppose posting about how much I love my dorm and friends and life is becoming repetitive. But we've concluded that the latest full moon brought with it some wondrous goodness. Good things are happening.

Tonight everyone sat in Mel and Em's room for a while, knitting and talking and Be rolled up Ta's hand in a yarn ball, and Ad was out of his mind, and it was great. And I cut all of Mel's hair off. And they had bananas and peanut butter at dinner. All good things.